andwhenithappens:

OH MARISSA

SO SHARP

positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

severalsmalldeer:

meggannn:

thatlonelybarricade:

videohall:

Bird reacts to dubstep

#best four seconds of my life tbh

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notagirloraboy:

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego